Yet another actual headline…
Man pleads guilty in fork, frozen chicken attacks
JACKSON, Mich. – A man accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and attacking a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken has pleaded guilty to one count of felonious assault. Frederick McKaney, 40, entered the plea Friday in Jackson County Circuit Court. Prosecutors dropped additional assault, larceny and other charges.
Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother with a fork June 23 and later exchanged words with another woman as he rode a stolen bicycle. They said he hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close.
McKaney will be sentenced Dec. 11. He faces up to four years in prison and a $2,000 fine.
A message seeking comment was left for McKaney’s attorney on Monday.