Scholarship dollars at work.

96 college students busted for selling drugs.

Obviously, they weren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer. To start, they were selling drugs. But the idiocy didn’t stop there:

The DEA said a member of the Theta Chi fraternity sent out a mass text message to his “faithful customers” stating that he and his “associates” would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend.