96 college students busted for selling drugs.
Obviously, they weren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer. To start, they were selling drugs. But the idiocy didn’t stop there:
The DEA said a member of the Theta Chi fraternity sent out a mass text message to his “faithful customers” stating that he and his “associates” would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend.
@757_HS_Soccer I didn't vote but it's 0459 central time and that Czech goal against Scotland has kept me up all night.
Peak Nashville: sitting behind a Bentley SUV at a stoplight when suddenly a rooster flies across your windshield.
@Ron_Peterson This is a NY Post-worthy headline. Slow clap.