96 college students busted for selling drugs.
Obviously, they weren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer. To start, they were selling drugs. But the idiocy didn’t stop there:
The DEA said a member of the Theta Chi fraternity sent out a mass text message to his “faithful customers” stating that he and his “associates” would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend.
@MatthewBetley @matthewdmarsden Truest tweet in the history of tweets.
I hear the Hampton Roads area got a half inch of snow, closing schools and businesses. Stay strong, Norfolk. YOU… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…