1) All politicians, local state and national, may serve two terms, maximum. One term to get acclimated, the second term to serve their constituents without the interference of special interests.
2) Politicians’ pay: The salaries of firefighters, police officers and teachers from the politician’s district will be averaged, and the politician will make one dollar less than the median figure.
3) Campaigning: Candidates on a national level will be allowed one million dollars for their total campaign, to be spent as they see fit. The other hundreds of millions of dollars normally spent on advertising, bribes, graft and shenanigans will go into a venture capital fund specifically designed to fix America’s problems without the creation of government programs.
4) Any politician that utters the words “the American people” will be kidney-punched on national television by Evander Holyfield.
That is all.