Oh nos! The icebergs are a-melting!!
You see, the earth is actually cooling, and this whole Al Gore nonsense is finally coming to light.
It may already be happening. The four major agencies tracking Earth’s temperature, including NASA’s Goddard Institute, report that the Earth cooled 0.7 degree Celsius in 2007, the fastest decline in the age of instrumentation, putting us back to where the Earth was in 1930.
Let’s watch as the Hollywood elitists shout this down and dismiss the Goddard Institute as a secret conservative laboratory. After all, they gave Al an Oscar, so he can’t possibly be wrong.