Moonbats vs. Marines
BERKELEY, Calif. — As six Republican senators devised a plan to yank $2.3 million in federal funding for Berkeley programs, the mayor of the famously liberal city apologized Wednesday for his hard stance against a Marine recruiting center.
Now, let’s say the Mayor and his troop-hating cronies are in session at City Hall and a wild-eyed radical kook storms the chambers with six pounds of high explosives strapped to his chest. The Mayor would:
A) Scream like a three-year girl with a mud wasp in her nightie.
B) Fill his Birkenstocks with urine.
C) Drop to the floor in the fetal position, whimpering and begging God (whom he had conveniently ignored up to this point) to send in Marine sharp-shooters.
D) All of the above.
The answer, of course, is ‘D.’