If you have a touch-tone phone…
please press “1.” Otherwise, stay on the line and blah blah blah.
Tell me…does anyone still use a rotary phone? Perhaps in Cuba, or North Korea, where they still consider these a cutting edge luxury.
But in the free world, where people camp out for iPhones, I find it hard to believe that an outgoing message would ask is someone is dialing in on one of these: