Hollywood [heart] dictators
Latin male, early fifties with a portly build and a bad-ass parrot collection, seeks Hollywood numbskulls for hours of America-hating and drug-fueled thuggery.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, crushing dissent, jailing political opponenets, and ransacking the country’s treasury. Oh, and Pina Coladas, of course.
Please respond with an autographed picture and a statement of sworn allegiance to Fidel Castro, my love-daddy.