Dear Iranian Navy:
We know your President and his fundamentalist puppeteers are out of their freakin’ minds. But take my advice on something…
Do not taunt the U.S. Navy. Your cowardly brethren sucker-punched the U.S.S. Cole, and you won’t get away with it again.
You were lucky. Our sailors practiced remarkable restraint, and let you live to see another day. But be advised: Your next threatening move may turn you into a sticky, pink mist.
That is all.