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Posted by on Aug 6, 2007 in Hollywood, Tomfoolery | 0 comments

Another Hollywood hero

Thank God for those courageous souls; the selfless, humble few that shun publicity and make genuine personal sacrifices for the sake of humanity.

The Hollywood Hero.

Mia seems to be a decent person. I used to see her all over the old neighborhood, with several of her eleven kids in tow. She was a big advocate for UNICEF and got through that whole Woody Allen thing with her dignity intact. But to seriously suggest a hostage swap is simply absurd, and to leak it to the media is even more preposterous. Does she actually believe the thugs would take her up on the offer, or is merely a way to draw attention to her good intentions?

Imagine little Mia’s reaction if they actually did agree to the deal, and threw her in the pokey with a half-dozen murderers and rapists and fed her rat-head stew for a few days: “I want my agent!”

Besides, who’d stay home with her kids?

Meh.

Now Sean Penn..that’d be a great trade.

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