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Posted by on May 1, 2007 in Tomfoolery | 0 comments

Al Qeada in Iraq Leader Killed

News Flash.

As a send-off to this murderous thug, I present the following:

When al-Masri died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to deny our liberties, but you failed!”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next; he beat al-Masri with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As al-Masri lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. The terrorist leader wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”

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